Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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