belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
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