If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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