what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
