I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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