So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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