Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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