yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
So apparently I’m into choking now
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