So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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