problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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