You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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