Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
