you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
