I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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