I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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