i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
