was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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