we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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