As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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