My liver just broke up with me...
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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