Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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