it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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