I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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