you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
