Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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