id be glad to
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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