i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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