So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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