Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Randomize
