Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
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