this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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