You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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