sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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