just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Houston, we have a blender
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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