better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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