Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
