Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Randomize
