Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
she smelled like a LAN party
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
