I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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