I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
She tied me up with her honor cords...
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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