You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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