i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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