hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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