I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
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Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
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