Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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