i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Just invented taco cereal.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Randomize
