you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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