Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
it was like eating out sand paper
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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