Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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