Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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