i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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